eighty-five. [accidental audio]

[idkmybfftony]

[There is the sound of running water for a few moments. The sounds of a shower, if one's so inclined to notice specifics. The knob can be heard shutting off and for a moment, there's nothing. Just shuffling around.]

I think.. I need a priest or something. Isn't that how it works? A priest or Xenu or Dr. Phil.. hell, even Jerry Springer at this

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[sunneverset]

Don't use up all the hot water.

[idkmybfftony]

...I'm not.

[He's using up all the cold lololol]

[sunneverset]

Well then, get out of there. I left my book on the sink and the humidity will ruin the binding.

[idkmybfftony]

[Grumble grumble stupid England and his books. The water shuts off and he eventually emerges wearing a pair of jeans and a creepy whale towel around his hair. What is modesty, seriously.]

You could always get another book.

[sunneverset]

And throw out a perfectly good copy?

[ about time, diva ]

[idkmybfftony]

[oh whatever girlfriend. /z-snaps]

So then dry it! You shouldn't have left your stupid book by the sink anyway!

[sunneverset]

I left it there for a reason, obviously.

[ a reason he'd rather not go in to ]

-- put on a shirt.

[idkmybfftony]

[England likes reading while he's in the shower, obviously.]

...No, I think I'm gonna stay like this all day.

[Even as he's looking for a shirt. Hell, he's in the mood to argue.]

[sunneverset]

I've a few dress shirts in the top drawer, if you want.

[ best time of the day for contemplation, after all ]

[idkmybfftony]

No thanks. Your clothes don't fit me right.

[NOT LIKE HE'S TRIED THEM ON OR ANYTHING.]

[sunneverset]

You're not that much taller.

[ ... ]

Unless you've gained a bit of weight lately, but that's no ones fault but your own.

[idkmybfftony]

I'm almost a good six inches, at least!

[augh why would you even. He grabs one of his shirts and huffs.]

I am not gaining weight! I am as thin as I ever was!

[sunneverset]

[ coming over with a tailor's tape measure and a pin cushion. ]

You haven't gotten any shirts properly tailored here, have you?

[idkmybfftony]

[what is even going on anymore. For the moment, America's too dumbfounded to be adequately annoyed/upset/whatever.]

...why would I? Everything that comes out of the closet fits me fine!

[sunneverset]

There's a difference between a suit that just fits and one that's tailored.

I had all your suits tailored as a child, but you grew a bit too fast for it to matter.

[ ... ]

You've worn a suit since then, yeah?

[idkmybfftony]

Well, yeah. My uniform counts as a suit, right?