forty-six. [video]

[idkmybfftony]

[A sneeze is audible. America comes on screen, posted not too long after this. Well, at least he's not hiding under his bed anymore? He's wearing normal clothes and his bomber jacket. He sniffles pathetically and his voice is mildly congested. The shower can be heard in the background, and possibly over that, random Russian phrases involving vodka

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[fleeingcurses]

What's this? Stomping on my expression of opinion and facts? [tsks]

And I thought America was supposed to be the land of the free.

[idkmybfftony]

Your opinions are trying to deface my good name!

[fleeingcurses]

I don't believe you had a good name to deface in the first place.

[idkmybfftony]

What is that supposed to mean?! Of course I did; I'm the hero!

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[fleeingcurses]

[fleeingcurses]

[pffff oh lol she's laughing so hard at you now, America]

O-oh really now? Hero of what, dare I ask?

[idkmybfftony]

[And America is pouting at you. POUTING FOR GREAT JUSTICE]

The hero of everything, of course! Of the world and everyone in it!

[fleeingcurses]

[THAT ISN'T HELPING HER AMUSEMENT AT ALL.]

Does that include little old me?

[idkmybfftony]

If Russia's people needed help, yes, I would give it, because that's what heroes do.

[fleeingcurses]

Really? Well, I need help.

[idkmybfftony]

Yes, I am well aware of that.

Unfortunately, I am not specialized in fixing crazy people.

[fleeingcurses]

That's obvious by the state you're in. I meant the usual kind of help.

[idkmybfftony]

Whatever.

...What kind of help, then?

[fleeingcurses]

I'm being oppressed, terribly horribly oppressed. By an awful man.

he's half believing her and half suspicious

[idkmybfftony]

...okay.

Who?

She's winding up for the punchline, he just needs to get hooked a little more.

[fleeingcurses]

I don't know if I can tell you. He clamps down on everything I say, you know? I'm not sure what would happen.