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[idkmybffscience]

I've noticed a lot of people have been feeling down and out lately! Well, that's no good! Fortunately, science should be able to compensate for what you've been lacking. It seems I've been on a scientific roll lately! I even tracked down those prinny perps, but, um...it looks like someone else got there first

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[darkmastern]

Oh! maybe you could help! I would take any help I can get at the moment!

Every time I try to help someone.. or clean something.. every time I try to do a good deed it backfires and causes a lot of trouble!

[idkmybffscience]

Oh no, that's awful! But science can help! What if I built you a super helpful helper robot?

[darkmastern]

A helper robot? Hmmm.. that might work! so long as it doesn't somehow go crazy and attack everyone....

[idkmybffscience]

My science projects have been working really well this week. There's still a chance of interference from the Universal Law of Funny, though.

[darkmastern]

Law of funny huh? Well I guess I'll take that chance.. I mean.. I'd rather be attacked by a robot than suck at being a bad ass for the rest of my life..

what's the worst that could happen......

[idkmybffscience]

[Later]

Here you are! Your very own cute little robot with a heart of gold! I hope it helps!

((The robot runs on pure plotonium! If it'd be funnier for it to help, it works. If it would be funnier to fail miserably as Beryl as been doing, it will screw up.))

[darkmastern]

awww! It's so cute! Thanks! I'll have ta repay ya sometime!

*She crouches down and looks the cute little Wall-e over for a moment*

Come on little robot! We have homeless people to feed, and toilets to clean!

*The robot looks at her curiously and then simply follows her*