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[idkmybffscience]

I've noticed a lot of people have been feeling down and out lately! Well, that's no good! Fortunately, science should be able to compensate for what you've been lacking. It seems I've been on a scientific roll lately! I even tracked down those prinny perps, but, um...it looks like someone else got there first.

Anyway, tell me your problems here, and I'll determine a scientific solution!