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[idkmybffscience]

I've noticed a lot of people have been feeling down and out lately! Well, that's no good! Fortunately, science should be able to compensate for what you've been lacking. It seems I've been on a scientific roll lately! I even tracked down those prinny perps, but, um...it looks like someone else got there first

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[middest_boss]

Science, huh? Now there is an interesting stance to take. Does science have an explanation for my unparalleled strength and good looks?

[idkmybffscience]

I'm sure a formula could be devised, if you were interested.

[middest_boss]

Oh? Moi would definitely be interested in learning the science behind such an unexplained phenomenon.

[idkmybffscience]

Let's see...

[Insert highly complicated yet astonishingly accurate formula here!]

[middest_boss]

Aha! It is just as I suspected! Even the laws of science bend to my beauty!

[idkmybffscience]

That's not quite the conclusion I came to, but I admire alternative approaches to experimentation!

[middest_boss]

Huh? Oh... well, it matters not, for my beauty is just as refined.

[idkmybffscience]

Don't worry, I definitely agree! You're one of those long hair pretty type guys for sure!

Maybe I just messed up the formula?

[middest_boss]

Yes, that must be the case. Perhaps you should try again.

[idkmybffscience]

I'll keep trying until I get it right!

[middest_boss]

That's the spirit!

[idkmybffscience]

...Sorry, but even redoing it, it still says something about your glimmerous quotient being far too high.