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[idkmybffsatan]

Put three guys in one apartment with a kitchen, and you're just asking for all hell to break lose. Aside from the few times we've accidentally stove on fire, we've - or more like Sock - have made things that could probably be considered an official health hazard. Or even a chemical hazard

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[realstandupguy]

I think it looks delicious. I bet it tastes like breakfast in the morning smells.

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[idkmybffsatan]

Coffee with the flavors of oil and bacon fat? That's like drinking the oil left in a frying pan.

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[realstandupguy]

I like to use the bacon grease to fry up the eggs and toast in afterward, but mama usually yells at me and tosses it first.

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[idkmybffsatan]

But that's different from actually drinking it straight, or in this case, mixing it with coffee. Weird stuff happens and flavors change for the worse. Ever try mixing Baileys and soda, for instance?

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[idkmybffsatan]

...Aren't you a little old to be listening to your mom Mama?

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[realstandupguy]

What happens when you go and mix Baileys with soda?

And I know I am, but I live at home.

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[idkmybffsatan]

You get cake.

But now you're not living at home, Hoyt. It's time to let loose and go wild.

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[realstandupguy]

Cake?

I know. And I want to, but I'm not sure if I should get too much ahead of myself. It's like all of a sudden there's too much freedom.

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[idkmybffsatan]

It vaguely solidifies into this goopy, souffle type mess. Some bars intentionally serve it that way.

Start by taking baby steps. For example, why don't you first wear an outfit your mama didn't pick for you?

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[realstandupguy]

Sounds gross, but I might try it just to see what it was like. Just once.

I've always kinda wanted one of those hooded sweatshirts.

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[idkmybffsatan]

If you end up puking, we can brofist.

Yeah, you should get one! Slip a t-shirt inside your collared shirt and maybe even buckle your pants a few inches below your hips.

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[realstandupguy]

Brofist?

I dunno about that last one. But if my girlfriend shows up, I guess I could ask her?

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[idkmybffsatan]

I was mostly joking about the pants thing. It's an unfortunate fashion statement around America though.

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[realstandupguy]

Oh, I get it...like...bumping your fists. I just didn't know there was a word for it, but now I do.

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[idkmybffsatan]

It's not just bumping your fists, Hoyt. It signifies a pact amongst men. No, a pact amongst brothers.