★ 『nineteen』

[idkmybffsatan]

One of the benefits of the City are all the stories I'll have to tell once I return home. For instance, I was chased by my own underwear last Friday. How many people can attest to experiencing that? I swear, it felt like I was in some corny, C horror movie remake of The Crow, except each bird was replaced by white jockey briefs.

That will probably

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[cal_sitter]

It's uncanny. Living with you would be like rooming with my brother if he ever discovers the meaning of a good mood.

[idkmybffsatan]

I'm not sure whether to take that as a compliment, but I'm going to anyways to boost my self-esteem.

And your brother just needs to learn how to be chill.

[cal_sitter]

My brother's working on it. He would no doubt tell you his efforts would bear more fruit if I let him sleep past noon every day and order pizza delivery every evening for dinner.

[idkmybffsatan]

Why won't you let him? You're his brother, not his mother.

[cal_sitter]

I'm his family, and I'm older.

[idkmybffsatan]

He's probably always in a foul mood because you play Mother all the time. If he's an adult, let him make his own decision.

If he wants pizza every night, then he has the right to order pizza every night. I did that for awhile and I'm still alive.

[cal_sitter]

I'm afraid there's more to it than that.

[idkmybffsatan]

You're a control freak?

[cal_sitter]

I prefer to see my brother alive.