★ 『nineteen』

[idkmybffsatan]

One of the benefits of the City are all the stories I'll have to tell once I return home. For instance, I was chased by my own underwear last Friday. How many people can attest to experiencing that? I swear, it felt like I was in some corny, C horror movie remake of The Crow, except each bird was replaced by white jockey briefs.

That will probably

Comments

[itextedyou]

Cute.

[idkmybffsatan]

Do I detect sarcasm or should I take that as a compliment?

[itextedyou]

It was sincere.

[idkmybffsatan]

...Thanks, I guess.

Though 'cute' wasn't the adjective I was going for.

[itextedyou]

What were you going for?

[idkmybffsatan]

An informative advert with just a touch of sarcasm.

If I wanted cute, I would have put it on a pink background and used sparkle accents.

[itextedyou]

There is still time left.

[idkmybffsatan]

Should I ask you for a sparkle generator website? I'm pretty sure you have a few of those bookmarked on your computer.

[itextedyou]

I might. There is nothing wrong with an attention-grabber.

[idkmybffsatan]

You would go for corny.