★ 『sixteen』

[idkmybffsatan]

What an exciting place we've got here. Faces from all over the multiverse, a bustling City full of invigorating, interesting souls all tucked away in a City where you can just hide away from reality. Brilliant, isn't it

Comments

[cal_sitter]

At least someone has enthusiasm, misplaced though it is.

[idkmybffsatan]

Misplaced? Oh come on, I'm the only one here who's actually trying to have fun! This place could really do for some more enthusiasm.

[cal_sitter]

Cockfighting?

[idkmybffsatan]

Stick two roosters in a pen and watch them fight to the death?

Or two men, if we can't find the roosters.

[cal_sitter]

I know what cockfighting is. I was questioning for a second time your choice of entertainment.

[idkmybffsatan]

You're really no fun, are you? What do you suggest I do instead? Walk around and enjoy the sights?

Hah.

[cal_sitter]

I'm told on a daily basis by someone with more authority than you that I'm no fun at all. I suggest you sit tight until midnight.

[idkmybffsatan]

I'm usually a very busy man, you know. And now that I'm finally on a vacation, I don't plan to waste my time just sitting tight.

And I suggest you get laid. You need it, man.

[cal_sitter]

Your concern is noted, and I suggest you redirect it from my personal life before I change your mind for you.

[idkmybffsatan]

I'm so frightened right now.

[cal_sitter]

No you're not.

[idkmybffsatan]

Hey, my sarcasm worked! Would you look at that.

[cal_sitter]

And so it continues. Amazing.