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[idkmybffsatan]

Thanks for the free show! I've never had much incentive to watch a Broadway Musical, since New York's pretty far from Washington. And, I mean - there's a lot more stuff you could do with 100 bucks than blow it on a ticket. Like buying food or video games.

Just be glad, for the sake of your ears, that I wasn't affected.

Lucy, do you know where I

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[itsjustafruit]

It better stop or I won't have a home to go home to.

I think I might rather have heard you sing than Mr. Phale.

[idkmybffsatan]

Lesser of two evils?

[itsjustafruit]

Figuratively speaking only.

[idkmybffsatan]

Twenty bucks I'm worse than your friend.

[itsjustafruit]

In general or at singing?

[idkmybffsatan]

Singing.

[itsjustafruit]

You're probably worse to most people.

He just knows how to annoy me better than you could.

[idkmybffsatan]

Or maybe you're secretly saying you like it.

[itsjustafruit]

No, I'm publicly saying I don't. Don't go thinking I'm soppy like that.

[idkmybffsatan]

I can sense your bleeding heart from here, Crowley.

[itsjustafruit]

I give all my spare income to widows and orphans, too.

[idkmybffsatan]

How about to one Sam Oliver?

Joking.

[itsjustafruit]

Wouldn't that require your being a widow or an orphan?

Also joking, of course.

[idkmybffsatan]

I'm actually a widow, an orphan, and a Vietnam and Korean War veteran.

[itsjustafruit]

The very next time I put charitable contributions on my taxes, you'll be it.

[idkmybffsatan]

Thank you for your generosity.