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idkmybfforin

3rd Protocol--[Action]

Apr 12, 2011 12:46

[Pretty much a standard day in Mayfield; people (mostly drones) getting up, going to work, going to school, crossing in front of one particular house to get there ( Read more... )

spoiler: still not a dog, what no she is the alpha, get off my lawn, so territorial okuu

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perfektsymmetry April 12 2011, 19:52:13 UTC

[Look out, Utsuho! That dastardly paper boy is at it again! Walking up to your lawn so cavalierly, like he thinks he owns the place. Or something.]

idkmybfforin April 13 2011, 04:05:11 UTC

[PERIMETER BREACH!

There is one (1) angry (but smallish) not!dog divebombing your head now, still...barking. She's getting better! It doesn't sound quite as tinny now.]

perfektsymmetry April 13 2011, 04:30:57 UTC

[Just minding his own business when OH MY GOD. What is happening, is that bird barking?! Crowe runs out of the way as best he can. Thankfully for him, he's fast.]

Wh-what--?!

idkmybfforin April 14 2011, 19:46:08 UTC

[Okuu is SLOWPOKE, on the other hand. So she's falling behind Crowe a bit, but she's still barking. BARK BARK.]

perfektsymmetry April 14 2011, 23:15:41 UTC

[JUST STARING NOW.] Um. I-I'm sorry?

idkmybfforin April 17 2011, 04:08:27 UTC

[YEAH YOU BEST BE SORRY--oh, there she goes at your face again.]

perfektsymmetry April 17 2011, 13:32:39 UTC

A-Ah!! [OK, he has no idea how to deal with an irate barking crow. Mayfield, you never stop coming up with new and insane ways to keep this kid on his toes.]

I didn't-- I'm just trying to drop off the bloody paper!

[He has no idea if the bird can understand him or not, but he figures it's worth a shot, still.]

idkmybfforin April 18 2011, 06:07:15 UTC

Quork?

[Okuu has paused this mobbing-strangers-faces thing temporarily, as if speculating what this paper thing might be and why it was bloody.]

perfektsymmetry April 18 2011, 13:15:43 UTC

[OK, maybe it does understand then. He waves the paper he's holding in his hand. Nothing seems to be bloody about it...]

I promise. I'm not trying to hurt you or anyone in this house.

idkmybfforin April 18 2011, 21:33:32 UTC

[There is a moment of intense scrutiny, by which I mean beak all up in your face--before Utsuho seems to snort. The raven wheels around and wings over to the porch roof, where she can still see him.

Her feathers ruffle a few times.

It is now (somewhat) safe.]

perfektsymmetry April 18 2011, 22:08:49 UTC

[He's dealt with some angry neighborhood pets before, but never a bird. The dogs can be bought off with snack, but he's not sure what to feed a raven.

Crowe carefully walks up to the porch, sets the paper down, and walks back out to the fence. He looks back up at the bird.]

Is that alright?

idkmybfforin April 24 2011, 15:04:05 UTC

[Okuu can be bribed with eggs!

When she's a bit less puffed up and territorial.

But the raven keeps on watching, watching--poking her head down over the porch eave to keep an eye on Crowe. She keeps on watching him as he goes back to the fence.

...and ruffles her feathers again.]

...unyu. [She supposes. Next time, Gadget. NEXT TIME.]

perfektsymmetry April 24 2011, 16:15:18 UTC

I promise, no funny business. I have to do this every day, you know. Can I get a pass?

idkmybfforin April 25 2011, 17:07:36 UTC

[Okuu seems to be deep in thought. As much as a raven can appear deep in thought.

Then she caws at him, once. She will grant a day-pass! Tomorrow she may yell at you again.

But probably won't dive-bomb you.

Which is a good thing! As her other form weighs like 200 pounds.]

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