[Pretty much a standard day in Mayfield; people (mostly drones) getting up, going to work, going to school, crossing in front of one particular house to get there
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[And when the air stops behaving funny, there is a rather absurdly tall woman in the bird's place--though obviously not entirely human. Humans tended not to have twenty foot wingspans.
Oh, and she's naked. Standing on the lawn with her arms crossed over her chest, but still.
[accursed cork stuck so tightly damned town what is my life grimsley eventually gives up, blowing a puff of air straight up at his perfectly coiffed hair]
Perhaps 'disturbing'. Or 'what in Unova did I just see here'.
[Reaching for his Poke -- dammit. Grimsley deflates a little as he sighs and remembers his circumstances.]
Or more likely, nothing more than a vapid little bird. Man, this town sucks.
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Her form blurs.]
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[And when the air stops behaving funny, there is a rather absurdly tall woman in the bird's place--though obviously not entirely human. Humans tended not to have twenty foot wingspans.
Oh, and she's naked. Standing on the lawn with her arms crossed over her chest, but still.
Okuu put some pants on.]
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[Grimsley lifts the bottle of wine he's holding and begins to try to uncork it.]
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But she's hopped up onto the fence nearest to Grimsley anyway, staring at him. She's watching you, mister. Watching watching.]
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Perhaps 'disturbing'. Or 'what in Unova did I just see here'.
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Unyu?
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[Her head tilts the other way a bit.
She's illiterate. ACT SURPRISED.]
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Too is!
[The sound is tinny and clearly stolen from someone else and wait that's not right.]
Is too!
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A proper crow says "Murkrow". It's a widely known fact.
[Off pops the cork, finally. It explodes out towards the side and sends a stream of wine with it. Grimsley sighs.]
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[She shakes her head, a rather human gesture. No sir! She is not a crow, she is a hell raven!
...though, given that she kind of has a parasitic sun god living in her chest Utsuho's probably not the best example of the species.
The raven is slightly distracted by the flying cork, snapping her head up and croaking after it.]
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. . . Much better. Did you want any?
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--what's that there?
The raven stretches her neck out to look, without dislodging herself too far from the fence.]
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[He will hold it out a little.]
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