FIC: Grinch (1/1) HIMYM
"Jesus!" Ted exploded, storming out of the bathroom. Barney looked up in surprise, quirking an eyebrow.
"It's Robin!" Ted explained. "Towels all over the floor again! We've talked about that! Jesus! She's such a grinch."
Except he didn't say "grinch".
Barney looked momentarily panicked. "Ted… you're not going to…?"
Ted shook his head. "Don't you worry, the friends-with-benefits thing really is over."
Barney let out a huge sigh of relief which Ted couldn't help but notice. "Dude, you don't want a room mate do you?"
Barney's eyes lit up for a second and then he snorted. "You're kidding, right?"
"Right."
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"It's Robin!" Ted explained. "Towels all over the floor again! We've talked about that! Jesus! She's such a grinch."
Except he didn't say "grinch".
Barney looked momentarily panicked. "Ted… you're not going to…?"
Ted shook his head. "Don't you worry, the friends-with-benefits thing really is over."
Barney let out a huge sigh of relief which Ted couldn't help but notice. "Dude, you don't want a room mate do you?"
Barney's eyes lit up for a second and then he snorted. "You're kidding, right?"
"Right."
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