FIC: Instant Pleasure (2/5) HIMYM
2. Robin
Robin staggered out of the bathroom stall, her face flushed and her clothing in disarray. She was pretty sure that what just happened couldn't have happened. But she was throbbing like crazy and her lips felt bruised and puffy and… oh god… Marshall. Lily put a hand on her shoulder. "Don't freak out, okay. But shall we take this upstairs?"
Robin turned and pushed her up against the wall, her mouth covering Lily's, her tongue plundering her mouth hungrily. After a few moments, she broke away, panting.
"I guess that means yes?" Lily said, smiling weakly.
"Lil…" Robin said, still nose to nose with her. "Seriously… Are you sure you want to do this?"
Lily shrugged. "I've been with Marshall for twelve years. It's not like we haven't talked about what's allowed. He told me that if I wanted a full-on lesbian experience then it was fine with him."
Robin sighed and briefly closed her eyes. "Marshall once told you to take off your engagement ring for one night and he stormed into the bar and tried to hit the guy he thought was coming on to you!"
"He was gay!" Lily protested.
"That's not the point!"
Lily pressed her lips to Robin's to shut her up, pulling out her phone. "Do you really want me to stop and ring Marshall?"
"Hell no!"
"Shall we stop by the booth and pick up Barney on the way up and screw with him a bit more?"
"Hell yeah!"
They high-fived.
*--*--*
"This is really unfair!" Barney sulked, from the other side of the room.
Robin pushed Lily on to her back on the bed, her hands tangled up in the other girl's blouse. Lily's lips tasted like melting strawberry shortcake ice cream and Barney was distracting her.
"I told you, you can stand there and watch or we can tie you up and gag you."
"Tempting… Although I do have a good view of you two from here. Wow… Lily, you are so wet you dirty little hussy…"
"Barney… we'll tie your hands behind your back where you can't get to your dick."
"You're one harsh woman, Scherbatsky."
"One more word, Barney… I'm warning you..." Robin sat back on her heels, pulling off Lily's skirt. It wasn't that she'd ever really thought about Lily in this way, but now that she was… No one had ever surrendered to her so completely, so quickly - no guy, certainly not Ted. It made her feel… powerful… alive. She pulled off Lily's panties and buried her head between Lily's thighs.
Lily tasted gorgeous, kind of slick and fresh in the way a dude never, ever was. Her tongue thrummed over Lily's clit, hard, then soft, hard, then soft, teasing her, hearing Barney moan, hearing the rasp of his zipper and it drove her wild. She held on to Lily's hips, feeling her shudder and buck as she gulped and pleaded for release.
It was… shocking… amazing… incredible… to do this to another woman, to reduce her to a quivering, begging animal. Lily's hips jerked, leaving the an inch of air between her buttocks and the mattress and her breath stuttered in her throat as she came, her clit spasming beneath Robin's tongue.
Robin was just pulling away - flicking her tongue across the swollen nub one more time and causing Lily to groan in protest - when Robin heard a familiar male voice cry out, "What in the hell is going on here?"
Robin cringed. There really wasn't any story she could come up with that explained why she had her face between his wife's legs and why Barney was jerking himself off watching them.
She hoped to hell that Lily had a way to stop him killing them all.
.
Robin staggered out of the bathroom stall, her face flushed and her clothing in disarray. She was pretty sure that what just happened couldn't have happened. But she was throbbing like crazy and her lips felt bruised and puffy and… oh god… Marshall. Lily put a hand on her shoulder. "Don't freak out, okay. But shall we take this upstairs?"
Robin turned and pushed her up against the wall, her mouth covering Lily's, her tongue plundering her mouth hungrily. After a few moments, she broke away, panting.
"I guess that means yes?" Lily said, smiling weakly.
"Lil…" Robin said, still nose to nose with her. "Seriously… Are you sure you want to do this?"
Lily shrugged. "I've been with Marshall for twelve years. It's not like we haven't talked about what's allowed. He told me that if I wanted a full-on lesbian experience then it was fine with him."
Robin sighed and briefly closed her eyes. "Marshall once told you to take off your engagement ring for one night and he stormed into the bar and tried to hit the guy he thought was coming on to you!"
"He was gay!" Lily protested.
"That's not the point!"
Lily pressed her lips to Robin's to shut her up, pulling out her phone. "Do you really want me to stop and ring Marshall?"
"Hell no!"
"Shall we stop by the booth and pick up Barney on the way up and screw with him a bit more?"
"Hell yeah!"
They high-fived.
*--*--*
"This is really unfair!" Barney sulked, from the other side of the room.
Robin pushed Lily on to her back on the bed, her hands tangled up in the other girl's blouse. Lily's lips tasted like melting strawberry shortcake ice cream and Barney was distracting her.
"I told you, you can stand there and watch or we can tie you up and gag you."
"Tempting… Although I do have a good view of you two from here. Wow… Lily, you are so wet you dirty little hussy…"
"Barney… we'll tie your hands behind your back where you can't get to your dick."
"You're one harsh woman, Scherbatsky."
"One more word, Barney… I'm warning you..." Robin sat back on her heels, pulling off Lily's skirt. It wasn't that she'd ever really thought about Lily in this way, but now that she was… No one had ever surrendered to her so completely, so quickly - no guy, certainly not Ted. It made her feel… powerful… alive. She pulled off Lily's panties and buried her head between Lily's thighs.
Lily tasted gorgeous, kind of slick and fresh in the way a dude never, ever was. Her tongue thrummed over Lily's clit, hard, then soft, hard, then soft, teasing her, hearing Barney moan, hearing the rasp of his zipper and it drove her wild. She held on to Lily's hips, feeling her shudder and buck as she gulped and pleaded for release.
It was… shocking… amazing… incredible… to do this to another woman, to reduce her to a quivering, begging animal. Lily's hips jerked, leaving the an inch of air between her buttocks and the mattress and her breath stuttered in her throat as she came, her clit spasming beneath Robin's tongue.
Robin was just pulling away - flicking her tongue across the swollen nub one more time and causing Lily to groan in protest - when Robin heard a familiar male voice cry out, "What in the hell is going on here?"
Robin cringed. There really wasn't any story she could come up with that explained why she had her face between his wife's legs and why Barney was jerking himself off watching them.
She hoped to hell that Lily had a way to stop him killing them all.
.