This whole post is aubkabob's fault.

My arms are 81 cm long. That's about 32 inches, or 2' 8", or up to alienchalkdust's chin.

Ook. Ook-ook.

ATHF vs 24

Strange Japanese hair-extension horror movie.

A strange comic from Canada telling the Wogs Inuit to stay away from "demon rum"...Captian Al Cahol!

And finally going to Ikea as a text-based video game!!!!

Dude. I'm totally better for your entertainment needs than Spike TV!

Here

I promise a real update tomorrow if you're interested.

Heh. "Everyone likes American Cheese, nobody likes boob cheese.

BTW, I signed up for a Vox account so I'll try to start putting up some films there.

I think I might have just had a kitchgasm. It's soo bad. Everything about it. It's almost perfect in its crap-iness.

/Bonus points if you play this at work.
//Double bonus points to sexion8 if she gets someone else to dance to it at work.

From The Hater, regarding Snakes on a Plane.

I can't wait for this movie to come out and suck so much, we'll never have to deal with ironic fan art ever again.

God it sucks to be me sometimes, always so far ahead of the curve.