Oh this can't be good

Apr 06, 2008 15:31

Today (today being Sunday, April 06), I have found myself trapped in this cycle: grab a handful (fine, around 2 handfuls) of Hershey's Kissables, a small bar of Caramel Crunch, and then finish them in less than 3 minutes. I'd get a glass of water and then, because my tongue is weird and always calls for "equilibrium", I'd open a bag of chips to balance the sweetness with some good ol' MSG. I'd finish that quickly too, and then drink water again. And then proceed to my daily dealings.

What the heck. I just finished that almost exact same cycle just now -- but I skipped the Caramel Crunch just because there's only one left, I mean, what will happen to me tomorrow without it? I'm currently finishing another bag of chips. Shit. This can't be good.

Add to that the fact that I'm writing this at 3:27 AM.

But oh well. I wanna gain weight for the summer. And work out. Hahaha. Then I'd emerge from the "vacation" with hotter proportions, and an even hotter tan. Then I'd be called Caleb and move Barbados and pretend to be an ex-member of some defunct boyband from Asia.

Or not. *Crunch*

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