Awesome phrases I should remember
Tea with a side of NUCLEAR WARFARE
Mental pedestrians
Please tell me that when you say "works in health care," you mean "employed as a speed bump at the area hospital."
Unshaven yak dick
Goatse-level asshole
Douchetardis
There's a reason Captain Obvious is a superhero.
Sometimes I am a flaming hemorrhoid.
I just want to yell at him, "YOU ARE WRONG! GO STAND FAR AWAY FROM ME IN ALL YOUR WRONGNESS AND BE WRONG!" ...then drop a bomb on him.
He gets all of his core strength by stretching over his huge nutsack the way most people use an ergonomic Pilates ball.
There are oh so many others. Some people just have a gift with words that I can never hope to emulate, but at least I can save my favorites as they come along.
Okay, not all of these are brilliant. I just want to remember them because they made me giggle.
Mental pedestrians
Please tell me that when you say "works in health care," you mean "employed as a speed bump at the area hospital."
Unshaven yak dick
Goatse-level asshole
Douchetardis
There's a reason Captain Obvious is a superhero.
Sometimes I am a flaming hemorrhoid.
I just want to yell at him, "YOU ARE WRONG! GO STAND FAR AWAY FROM ME IN ALL YOUR WRONGNESS AND BE WRONG!" ...then drop a bomb on him.
He gets all of his core strength by stretching over his huge nutsack the way most people use an ergonomic Pilates ball.
There are oh so many others. Some people just have a gift with words that I can never hope to emulate, but at least I can save my favorites as they come along.
Okay, not all of these are brilliant. I just want to remember them because they made me giggle.