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Fire Destroys Bush Presidential Library
WASHINGTON (Reuters)- A tragic fire on Saturday destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush. Both of his books have been lost.
Presidential spokesman Ari Fleischer said the president was devastated, as he had not finished coloring the second one.
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while, the girl says, "I wish you had a flashlight."
He says, "Why's that?"
She says, "Because you've been eating grass for fifteen minutes."
Two young casino dealers were awaiting their players one evening.....
A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet Twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.
She said, I hope you guys don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely naked!!!." With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!" Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. She then picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed. The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know I thought YOU were watching!"
Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men
A cop was patrolling at night in a well-known spot for "parking." He
sees a couple in a car, with the interior light on. He gets closer to
the car and sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer
magazine and a young woman on the rear seat, knitting.
Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and
knocks at the window. The young man lowers his window... Yes, officer?
What are you doing?
Well, isn't it obvious? I'm reading a magazine...
Pointing towards the young woman, the cop says: -And her, what is she
doing? The young man shrugs: -I believe she's knitting a pullover...
The cop is totally confused. A young couple alone in a car at
night...and nothing obscene is happening! What's your age, young man?
I'm 25, sir...
And her, what's her age?
The young man looks at his watch and says: She'll be 18 in 20
minutes.........
And God created woman and she had 3 breasts.
..He then asked the woman, "Is there anything you'd like to have changed?"
She replied, "Yes, could get rid of this middle breast?"And so it was done, and it was good.Then the woman exclaimed as she was holding the third breastin her hand," What can be done with this useless boob?
...And God created man.
WASHINGTON (Reuters)- A tragic fire on Saturday destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush. Both of his books have been lost.
Presidential spokesman Ari Fleischer said the president was devastated, as he had not finished coloring the second one.
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while, the girl says, "I wish you had a flashlight."
He says, "Why's that?"
She says, "Because you've been eating grass for fifteen minutes."
Two young casino dealers were awaiting their players one evening.....
A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet Twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.
She said, I hope you guys don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely naked!!!." With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!" Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. She then picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed. The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know I thought YOU were watching!"
Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men
A cop was patrolling at night in a well-known spot for "parking." He
sees a couple in a car, with the interior light on. He gets closer to
the car and sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer
magazine and a young woman on the rear seat, knitting.
Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and
knocks at the window. The young man lowers his window... Yes, officer?
What are you doing?
Well, isn't it obvious? I'm reading a magazine...
Pointing towards the young woman, the cop says: -And her, what is she
doing? The young man shrugs: -I believe she's knitting a pullover...
The cop is totally confused. A young couple alone in a car at
night...and nothing obscene is happening! What's your age, young man?
I'm 25, sir...
And her, what's her age?
The young man looks at his watch and says: She'll be 18 in 20
minutes.........
And God created woman and she had 3 breasts.
..He then asked the woman, "Is there anything you'd like to have changed?"
She replied, "Yes, could get rid of this middle breast?"And so it was done, and it was good.Then the woman exclaimed as she was holding the third breastin her hand," What can be done with this useless boob?
...And God created man.