obligatory new year's post. forgive me?

Jan 01, 2011 08:36

well well, my creepy lurkers. another year has passed.

i don't give a shit about what the calender says, but i suppose it's human nature to look back on a full rotation of seasons and reflect upon what has transpired. to look forward to the possibilities the next rotation holds.

it's hard to believe that i've been in iowa for over a year and haven't even changed the status of my town on fucking livejournal. maybe i never will. it's hard to believe that this person who allowed me to stay with him has put up with my insane ass since the day after the thanksgiving before last. it's hard to believe that, since moving here, i've acquired a job that i've been subsequently phased out of, acquired friends that i've subsequently managed to alienate, that i've acquired other friends that are true blue through and through and don't care how nutballs i am.

actually, the last three things aren't too hard to believe. i've gotten used to those things happening most years.

as far as accomplishments go, i have established a general forward propulsion of not being horrible.

i actually do dishes. i shower almost daily. i fold laundry! i don't throw up every time i eat.

so far i've managed not to kill my tiny puppy friend, although i think this is mostly due to luck. also, i'm still unsure if he is actually a dog. suspicions lead me to believe that he is actually a tube of sugar cookie dough with doritos stuck on it that the universe somehow breathed life into.

anyway, i love you all. fuck you! go forth and do your thang. happy whatever!


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