an invitation to the worst holiday gathering ever which is still worth attending because...
a really cute puppy will be there.
HELLO FRIENDS!
we are hosting a gathering to celebrate the holiday season.
it will take place on the eleventh of december at promptly whenever the fuck you feel like showing up!
i must warn you, though, that due to our new roommate, mr. neil pert hamburger, certain stipulations must be put forth if you do plan to attend. and we hope you do!
stipulations:
1) if you plan on wearing shoes, leave them outside. all shoes will be eaten, so it's best to either not wear them to the party at all or, if you are brave, risk them being stolen out of our yard by the crackhead neighbors.
2) avoid any clothing featuring a zipper. this includes, but is not necessarily limited to, zip-up sweatshirts, jeans, etc.
3) on second thought it is probably best not to actually wear any clothing. we will turn the heat up, and, hey, who knows? things could get interesting.
4) if you insist on wearing clothing, please make sure it is not of great value or importance to you. it will be eaten.
5) do not bring any food. food will be provided but will be served on a one-person-at-a-time basis in a locked bathroom.
6) do not have a beard. i know this is of great difficulty seeing as many of you are bearded, but trust me. it will be eaten.
7) HAVE FUN!!!
see you there!
xoxo,
sarah, ben, burger and fenriz.
HELLO FRIENDS!
we are hosting a gathering to celebrate the holiday season.
it will take place on the eleventh of december at promptly whenever the fuck you feel like showing up!
i must warn you, though, that due to our new roommate, mr. neil pert hamburger, certain stipulations must be put forth if you do plan to attend. and we hope you do!
stipulations:
1) if you plan on wearing shoes, leave them outside. all shoes will be eaten, so it's best to either not wear them to the party at all or, if you are brave, risk them being stolen out of our yard by the crackhead neighbors.
2) avoid any clothing featuring a zipper. this includes, but is not necessarily limited to, zip-up sweatshirts, jeans, etc.
3) on second thought it is probably best not to actually wear any clothing. we will turn the heat up, and, hey, who knows? things could get interesting.
4) if you insist on wearing clothing, please make sure it is not of great value or importance to you. it will be eaten.
5) do not bring any food. food will be provided but will be served on a one-person-at-a-time basis in a locked bathroom.
6) do not have a beard. i know this is of great difficulty seeing as many of you are bearded, but trust me. it will be eaten.
7) HAVE FUN!!!
see you there!
xoxo,
sarah, ben, burger and fenriz.