I still wish preschooler logic worked in real life.

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I just had the following conversation:

"Sweetie, please leave the pillows on the couch."
"No pillows on the couch, I can't!"
"Why not?"
"Because Kyra doesn't feel well." (She periodically slips into talking about herself in the third person if an idea is new to her.)
"So... you don't feel well, and that means you have to put the pillows on the floor?"
"Yep!"
"Hmm. I think someone might be taking advantage of being sick just a little bit."
"Yep!"

Ah, well. At least she's honest about it.