Your life as a fandom - could this be a meme?
Pretend that your life is a fandom.
Who do people ship you with? Feel free to expand on your answers, name the ships, whatever...
Here are some questions to get you started:
1. Who do the fans like you with in a nice, tasty PWP? Angry/hate sex? Any special kinks that fanon!you seems to have?
PWP - Well, if I must. My most recent ex, probably, there was certainly no plot there... One of my profs - a man beyond the first blush of youth - is surprisingly appealing to me. Don't know where that came from. And there's this doctor that I run into from time to time. He seems nice, and yet I don't feel like we need a lifelong commitment... Oooh! On that note, I have a friend that the timing has never been quite right with - we wouldn't work as a couple, but you know, just a ficlet. :D
Hate sex? Well, there is this one guy that I see out dancing every so often. He's infuriatingly arrogant and completely rubs me the wrong way (c'mon people - open gutter, extract minds), but if I didn't care I wouldn't care, you know? Hmmmm. Yeah.
Fanon!me is definitely a prude. Don't know how it happened, but without exception my canon!partners have commented that I project "prude". But if the authors were prompted for kink, I could see a femmeslash orgy at my local post office. I seem to spend a lot of time there...
2. Who are people shipping you with in romantic, soul mate fics?
The hell if I know. I guess that three of my exes are possible, but in addition to being very happily partnered, they're my exes, you know? There was obviously a flaw.
3. Any ships that squick you? (I'm assuming incest, bestiality, etc. Anyone else?)
Yep. My thesis supervisor for one, although he's a great guy. A dance teacher I used to have - ew!
4. Who are you being shipped with that's your own personal Giant Squid - someone that is simply inconceivable?
Well, I've had the same landlady for 3-4 years without ever having met her. So I'd say she's pretty unlikely. And there's a high concentration of an orthodox religious group near here...I think that's too unlikely to put it in the squick category...
5. Who do people pair you off with in dubiously-supported-in-canon!het or -!slash stories?
That's easy - my dance buddy Julie.
6. What default ship are you in when the fic is primarily about another character?
Gary Sue. :p
If this catches your interest, go ahead and answer in the comments. If you answer elsewhere please leave a link so the rest of us can live vicariously through you.
Who do people ship you with? Feel free to expand on your answers, name the ships, whatever...
Here are some questions to get you started:
1. Who do the fans like you with in a nice, tasty PWP? Angry/hate sex? Any special kinks that fanon!you seems to have?
PWP - Well, if I must. My most recent ex, probably, there was certainly no plot there... One of my profs - a man beyond the first blush of youth - is surprisingly appealing to me. Don't know where that came from. And there's this doctor that I run into from time to time. He seems nice, and yet I don't feel like we need a lifelong commitment... Oooh! On that note, I have a friend that the timing has never been quite right with - we wouldn't work as a couple, but you know, just a ficlet. :D
Hate sex? Well, there is this one guy that I see out dancing every so often. He's infuriatingly arrogant and completely rubs me the wrong way (c'mon people - open gutter, extract minds), but if I didn't care I wouldn't care, you know? Hmmmm. Yeah.
Fanon!me is definitely a prude. Don't know how it happened, but without exception my canon!partners have commented that I project "prude". But if the authors were prompted for kink, I could see a femmeslash orgy at my local post office. I seem to spend a lot of time there...
2. Who are people shipping you with in romantic, soul mate fics?
The hell if I know. I guess that three of my exes are possible, but in addition to being very happily partnered, they're my exes, you know? There was obviously a flaw.
3. Any ships that squick you? (I'm assuming incest, bestiality, etc. Anyone else?)
Yep. My thesis supervisor for one, although he's a great guy. A dance teacher I used to have - ew!
4. Who are you being shipped with that's your own personal Giant Squid - someone that is simply inconceivable?
Well, I've had the same landlady for 3-4 years without ever having met her. So I'd say she's pretty unlikely. And there's a high concentration of an orthodox religious group near here...I think that's too unlikely to put it in the squick category...
5. Who do people pair you off with in dubiously-supported-in-canon!het or -!slash stories?
That's easy - my dance buddy Julie.
6. What default ship are you in when the fic is primarily about another character?
Gary Sue. :p
If this catches your interest, go ahead and answer in the comments. If you answer elsewhere please leave a link so the rest of us can live vicariously through you.