Icka!: And somehow the discussion went from one of the coworkers not clocking out for lunch, to the fact that the supervisor collects his toenail clippings, to dildos, to lesbians watching lesbian porn. And that's in less than 10 minutes.

Jo: Dude, what kind of work environment do you work in? XP

Icka!: We work with the military.

East: Hey, just got home?
Icka!: Yeah, was gathering art supplies. I think I broke the guy at Ace Hardware trying to figure out how to paint a silicone dildo.
East: XD
Broke in a goodway or bad way? XD
Icka!: He had his head on his arms, on the counter, shoulders shaking as he made these odd muffled sounds.
East: Sounds like a little of both then.
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Elinor: "Yay! I can do it again! Step forward, shift weight, lift foot, roundhouse kick, bam!"
*Elinor kicks the back of Icka's chair*

Icka!: "... Is this your way of showing affection?"
Elinor: "It's either this, or wedgies."
*Icka! debates*

Elinor: "Face it. You're the Baljeet to my Buford."

Icka!: "When I grew up, my folks just didn't dance."
Elinor: "Pfft. They could dance if they want to."
Icka!: "They could leave their friends behind?"
Elinor: "Well, if their friends don't dance."
Icka!: "And if they don't dance?"
Elinor: "Then they're no friends of mine."
*Icka! and Elinor glance around the office, then Elinor silently steps back ( Read more... )

*Sean points up at the sky, then at the ground*
Sean: "Father Sky... Mother Earth... Both assholes."
Icka!: "Is that an Old Wise Indian saying?"
Sean: "Yes, yes it is."
(Sean's part native american)

Sean: "Yay! We're home! Time to start One Piece!"
Ian: "You know what I find amusing? Here we are, three grown adults, excited to rush home so we can ( Read more... )

"...You have to ride... a Pig on Fire... into the Sea of Black Tears ( Read more... )

CC: I was gonna buy one of the MLP shirts at Hot Topic (ugh) but they had only the lame ones ;_;
Icka!: Kinda tempted to get one of those Perry the Platypus shirts, with just Perry's face on a teal shirt except for one thing...
CC: It's Hot Topic?
Icka!: On me, his face would be 3-D. ~_~

So the ongoing debate at work this morning is about 'Rise of the Planet of the Apes'.
I'm on the side that it's not plausible because there aren't that many monkeys around to form swarming armies, and Elinor says there's more monkeys around than I think between the zoo, laboratories, and pets.

Which prompted asking on twitter how many monkeys are in ( Read more... )

So there I am, drifting off to sleep when the thought hits.

At 221b Baker Street, there's a bed in Holmes' room. But no bed in Watson's.
Conclusive proof that they're sleeping together!

I tell this to Megs, who then posts it to her lj and blackmails me to post the second half of the conversation.

Icka!: "... y'know, it's funny. I think of the movie and ( Read more... )

Optimus: "One shall stand, one shall fall."
MOrgan: "Oh. The prophecy again."
Icka!: "You've been reading Harry Potter Slash again, haven't you?"
MOrgan: "Yes, actually."

Megatron: "No! Take me!"
Icka!: "Take me now~!"
*Sean kicks Icka!*
Icka!: "Wot? It practically writes itself."

Sean: "-That's why they had to mindmeld with Megatron."
Icka!/ "My thoughts ( Read more... )