the most crappiest thing I have written in all my life omFg

[ichigocherry]

The Royalties and The Peasant.
hikarilet, g/pg, crack

I literally wrote this under one hour and until now I am still in the state of "what the fuck did i write-ness". I'm gomen to everyone who will be scarred and disgusted horrifically from this fic. This is for monestry (would also be for burnttangerine if it wasn't so horrible) I'm gomen x 100000 but then you asked

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[monestry]

i AM CRYING SO HARD RIGHT NOW WTF IS THIS BEAUTIFUL THING I'M DYING

I BURST INTO LAUGHTER SO MANY TIMES AND MY FAMILY THINKS I'M WEIRD (WELL THEY ALREADY DID BUT STILL)

Princess Ari from the neighbouring region (The Land of Bed). The Great Elegant Moe Princess by 24/7, A mischievous, rough nature, fujotakuNEET (oh yeah) by any time she's with her fiance and in front of the computer.
basically all of it is true though soBS

“Can't we just destroy the fandom and revive it with our absolute power in writing, Gold?”
i'm crying ;AAA;

--- ah yes, 'Gold' was a nickname for him she took from Pokemon....
scREAMS

but clearly she has Gold's attitude, no?
i wish xD

except they are not twins.... and one is a toilet.... but you get the idea.
so awkward omg

So they spent their childhood together playing - most of the time Gold being uke under Ari ofc. Ari bullies the perfectionist Gold and everything goes all happily ever after. Don't worry, Gold is a masochist towards Ari's sadism.
I AM SO DONE OMGGG

Toilets are supposed to be forgiving as they kinda have to deal with people's shit everyday.
tHIS IS THE BEST SENTENCE IN THE UNIVERSE OH MY GOD

Princess Ari, the known stalker in the internet universe
nANDEEE

i just died
omg
this is the best hsj fanfic ever ok

[ichigocherry]

/gives you shitloads of revives/ xD;;

ofc its true, authorsan doesnt lie. (/hides)

that was your tweet xD except princess ari is an extremist :p

should I change it to lurker then

Plot twist: This is how Ari and Gold revives the hsj ffic community..... WRITING ABOUT THEMSELVES

[monestry]

ily

[ichigocherry]

omg that is so adorable where is dat from

[monestry]

there's more adorable where that came from















and then this guy is just ugly



it's from a terrible band that is yet to debut called seventeen.
they're all gay.
and young.
to the point where i am a noona. /throws up
and some of the fandom members can actually call the members 'oppa'.
I CAN ONLY CALL LIKE 2 OF THEM OPPA. the ugly boy up there
AND SAMUEL (the kawaii little kid) IS ONLY 11?!

[ichigocherry]

/crying at all this. im your onnie THINK ABOUT THAT. omfg noe i understand all the oneechan when jump was younger ksjdmdnskdkdkd OMFG NO NO NOOOOOO /checks them up after i finish school/

YOU MUST PUT A MASTERPOST ON ALL THINGS 17 FOR ME PLS