[English translate] Gossip boy
A few mounth ago, I wrote this italian fanfiction for the community 10disneyfic and vogue91 translated it for me, ‘cause she was very enthusiastic for this story.
Thank you so much, honey <3.
This is my personal funny battle against Yamajima Era XD Because Ariyama, Takachii and Inoobu are the Only True Pairing in Hey! Say! JUMP fandom, for me.
Yamajima, Yamachii, Tadaiki, Hikabu and other pairing doesn’t exist XD
I hope you have fun reading =)
Original story: *here*
Yamada went into the cafè and sat down coarsely at the table, dangerously moving it with the things on it.
“If even one drop of coffee falls on me, you’re gonna wash everything by hand” Chinen scolded him, putting down the magazine he was unwillingly flipping while he was waiting for his friend.
“I’m sorry” Yamada muttered, with a face like thunder.
The younger thought deeply about the other one’s face, thinking if he should do the right question or if he should avoid to get involved, but then, hearing Yamada sighing a few times, it was clear that he wanted him to talk, he gave up and, crossing his arms, he went straight to the point, asking:
“What happened?”
Yamada took a deep breath and then said.
“I want to be a only child!”
Chinen blinked, confused, taking his cup and slowly sipping the coffee.
“It’s not right for a woman to read. She comes up with strange ideas” Ryosuke continued, taking the magazine from the table and beating the cover with the back of his hand, disgusted.
“Hey, you ruin it!”
It was the older one’s turn to look at his friend without understanding.
“It’s just a magazine. And you don’t care about gossip and frivolity, why did you buy such a magazine?”
Chinen shredded.
“But Yuya does, I bought it for him” Chinen explained, then he added: “There was a DVD enclosed, a movie Takaki wanted to see, I took it only for that” he specified, making Yamada smile.
“Let’s go back to your dramas, now” Chinen brought him back to the present, seeing his friend become a little bit sad again. “I still didn’t understand.”
Yamada brought hands in his hairs and snorted.
“My sister!” he clarified. “I don’t know what did she see or read, who told her, wrong things moreover, but she’s convinced that Yuto and I are in a relationship!” he explained. “People are crazy!” he burst out, raising his hand as a sign of disapproval.
Chinen smiled, hiding the look on his face behind his hand.
“Yuri, you’re not funny!”
“You two are the talk of the town, by now. You gotta be used to it.”
“Yes, but the fans it’s one thing, I can’t control that, but my sister!” he stressed. “My sister” he articulated his words. “She should now that Yuto and I are just friends!” he got excited.
“But you did yours” Chinen had fun teasing him.
“Chii, on which side are you on? No need to put the boot in. And I want to remember to you that less than a year ago she was convinced that you were my boyfriend. She seriously tried to pair us off.”
Chinen shook his head, gesturing to minimize it.
“Ignore her, just like we did time ago, sooner or later she would get over it” he tried to help his friend, but Yamada plopped down on the table, leaning his cheek on the surface.
“I want Dai-chan!” he moaned, pouting. “He’s the only one who understands me and who loves me” he threw a tantrum, regressing suddenly or, Chinen thought, more than normal.
Yuri looked at him, giving him some encouraging slaps on his back.
“Don’t pat-pat me!” Yamada muttered.
“Don’t whine now, it’s not so serious!” Chinen ignored him.
Ryosuke raised his head, looking at his friend.
“You talk so much, you don’t have this kind of problems.”
“Unlike you, I’m discreet on my personal matters” Chinen replied, with a low pitch.
“Hey, I am too! Maybe I am too much. But work is work, it’s not my fault!” he tried to justify and Chinen smiled slightly, he really began to feel sorry for Yamada’s troubles. He knew him well and he knew that this way of behaving was just a pretence, that actually he was a pretty simple guy and he didn’t have fun having to show himself to the audience following a script.
“Come on, you’ll see it’s just a phase. In some months everybody will forget about this. And you don’t have to worry about anything, Dai-chan trusts you” he reassured him.
“Yeah” Yamada answered, slowly. “I know that. Indeed, he think it’s funny. He says that people may say and think anything they want, because what matters is that we know what the truth is. He says that in the end I’m only his!” he smiled widely and Chinen held out his arms, stopping him.
“How sugary. I wasn’t really interested in that. You two are too much excessive, as far as I’m concerned.”
Yamada laughed, standing up, imitated from Chinen when he saw him leaving the yen for the consumption.
“Why, don’t Yuuyan ever says things like that to you? Are you jealous?” the older pricked him, forgetting temporarily about his own problems.
“It’s none of your business and I would never tell you even if it was like that and I’m not jealous. I’m pretty satisfied about my sentimental life. Don’t worry” he said, with a worldly-wise tone.
Yamada laughed from the bottom of his heart.
“Listen to him! But I know that all in all you’re tender too, Yuri. Even if you don’t show it and now you act cool. I’ve got absolutely no problem I admitting with you, who are my friend, that I’m in love with Dai-chan” he said, looking at him with eyes full of expectations, and Chinen understood it.
“If you’re waiting for a similar confession, you may even prepare to wait until forever. And now walk, or we’re gonna be late!” he spurred on, pulling him by his arm, slightly blushing when he heard Ryosuke laughing and singing in a really childish way something which sounded like ‘Yuri is in love with Yuya’.
Thank you so much, honey <3.
This is my personal funny battle against Yamajima Era XD Because Ariyama, Takachii and Inoobu are the Only True Pairing in Hey! Say! JUMP fandom, for me.
Yamajima, Yamachii, Tadaiki, Hikabu and other pairing doesn’t exist XD
I hope you have fun reading =)
Original story: *here*
Yamada went into the cafè and sat down coarsely at the table, dangerously moving it with the things on it.
“If even one drop of coffee falls on me, you’re gonna wash everything by hand” Chinen scolded him, putting down the magazine he was unwillingly flipping while he was waiting for his friend.
“I’m sorry” Yamada muttered, with a face like thunder.
The younger thought deeply about the other one’s face, thinking if he should do the right question or if he should avoid to get involved, but then, hearing Yamada sighing a few times, it was clear that he wanted him to talk, he gave up and, crossing his arms, he went straight to the point, asking:
“What happened?”
Yamada took a deep breath and then said.
“I want to be a only child!”
Chinen blinked, confused, taking his cup and slowly sipping the coffee.
“It’s not right for a woman to read. She comes up with strange ideas” Ryosuke continued, taking the magazine from the table and beating the cover with the back of his hand, disgusted.
“Hey, you ruin it!”
It was the older one’s turn to look at his friend without understanding.
“It’s just a magazine. And you don’t care about gossip and frivolity, why did you buy such a magazine?”
Chinen shredded.
“But Yuya does, I bought it for him” Chinen explained, then he added: “There was a DVD enclosed, a movie Takaki wanted to see, I took it only for that” he specified, making Yamada smile.
“Let’s go back to your dramas, now” Chinen brought him back to the present, seeing his friend become a little bit sad again. “I still didn’t understand.”
Yamada brought hands in his hairs and snorted.
“My sister!” he clarified. “I don’t know what did she see or read, who told her, wrong things moreover, but she’s convinced that Yuto and I are in a relationship!” he explained. “People are crazy!” he burst out, raising his hand as a sign of disapproval.
Chinen smiled, hiding the look on his face behind his hand.
“Yuri, you’re not funny!”
“You two are the talk of the town, by now. You gotta be used to it.”
“Yes, but the fans it’s one thing, I can’t control that, but my sister!” he stressed. “My sister” he articulated his words. “She should now that Yuto and I are just friends!” he got excited.
“But you did yours” Chinen had fun teasing him.
“Chii, on which side are you on? No need to put the boot in. And I want to remember to you that less than a year ago she was convinced that you were my boyfriend. She seriously tried to pair us off.”
Chinen shook his head, gesturing to minimize it.
“Ignore her, just like we did time ago, sooner or later she would get over it” he tried to help his friend, but Yamada plopped down on the table, leaning his cheek on the surface.
“I want Dai-chan!” he moaned, pouting. “He’s the only one who understands me and who loves me” he threw a tantrum, regressing suddenly or, Chinen thought, more than normal.
Yuri looked at him, giving him some encouraging slaps on his back.
“Don’t pat-pat me!” Yamada muttered.
“Don’t whine now, it’s not so serious!” Chinen ignored him.
Ryosuke raised his head, looking at his friend.
“You talk so much, you don’t have this kind of problems.”
“Unlike you, I’m discreet on my personal matters” Chinen replied, with a low pitch.
“Hey, I am too! Maybe I am too much. But work is work, it’s not my fault!” he tried to justify and Chinen smiled slightly, he really began to feel sorry for Yamada’s troubles. He knew him well and he knew that this way of behaving was just a pretence, that actually he was a pretty simple guy and he didn’t have fun having to show himself to the audience following a script.
“Come on, you’ll see it’s just a phase. In some months everybody will forget about this. And you don’t have to worry about anything, Dai-chan trusts you” he reassured him.
“Yeah” Yamada answered, slowly. “I know that. Indeed, he think it’s funny. He says that people may say and think anything they want, because what matters is that we know what the truth is. He says that in the end I’m only his!” he smiled widely and Chinen held out his arms, stopping him.
“How sugary. I wasn’t really interested in that. You two are too much excessive, as far as I’m concerned.”
Yamada laughed, standing up, imitated from Chinen when he saw him leaving the yen for the consumption.
“Why, don’t Yuuyan ever says things like that to you? Are you jealous?” the older pricked him, forgetting temporarily about his own problems.
“It’s none of your business and I would never tell you even if it was like that and I’m not jealous. I’m pretty satisfied about my sentimental life. Don’t worry” he said, with a worldly-wise tone.
Yamada laughed from the bottom of his heart.
“Listen to him! But I know that all in all you’re tender too, Yuri. Even if you don’t show it and now you act cool. I’ve got absolutely no problem I admitting with you, who are my friend, that I’m in love with Dai-chan” he said, looking at him with eyes full of expectations, and Chinen understood it.
“If you’re waiting for a similar confession, you may even prepare to wait until forever. And now walk, or we’re gonna be late!” he spurred on, pulling him by his arm, slightly blushing when he heard Ryosuke laughing and singing in a really childish way something which sounded like ‘Yuri is in love with Yuya’.