Sometimes poker is teh suck.....and some stream of consciousness/stream of Heineken stuff

[iceyak]

*opens beer

Comments

[pythia]

"OK, is it wrong for a dude to lip synch (my flatmate's asleep and I'm on the Ipod) to Sweet Disorder by Strawpeople? The voice in the back of my head is telling me I'm a fucking mincer, but the Heineken flavored voice in the front of my head is telling the other one to fuck off and die...."

Chris, we're your friends. We know you're a fucking mincer, dear.

But in all seriousness, the more you drink, the worse songs you can sing to without being a fag. I like how things work like that with booze.

As for what I would sing...I wouldn't. I can't sing. Haha. If I tried, they'd probably mob and kill me. *le sigh*v

[iceyak]

At least if u sang, you'd have the 15 minutes of fame.....ok, 2 mins 30 seconds........or however long you could dodge the beer cans............

AND I'M NOT A MINCER!!!!!

[pythia]

That reminds me of Dodgeball. "If you can dodge a full beer can, you can dodge a ball..."
And now I'm wishing I had alcohol. Though preferably not alcohol that's being thrown at me.
Wait...I DO have alcohol. How convenient.

[iceyak]

its all good.
I like my payday booze.....

[pythia]

Mmmm booze. Mmmm payday.

I had payday weed. *whistles nonchalantly*

[iceyak]

damn you. i get piss tested at work....

[pythia]

Haha. Suck.
I'm being mocked because I used to have a crush on Bon Jovi. Hahaha.

[iceyak]

Bahahhah. I didn't realise you were old enough to know woh the fuck Bon Jovi was.

[pythia]

Bite me. You must be what, 19? :P

[iceyak]

Fuck, I almost wish I was. 28 blows goats.

[pythia]

Fogie.

[iceyak]

bite me.

[pythia]

Your mum!

[iceyak]

She's on Manchester St, and.........?

[pythia]

You're getting your mum to cover your night off? Harsh.

[iceyak]

As long as the $ keep rolling in. Besides, she's in it for the love of the job.