[Phone text messages to Falcon and Olimar]
April Fool's Day is horrible. Stay home.
[Yesterday and today and probably for the next two weeks until it washes out completely you will notice Samus sporting some fashionably green 8-bit hair. It's
really green. Like as
green as the
grass is outside and she is totally
not Sniper Wolf. She has it tied back in her usual pony tail as if nothing is
different. Nothing else seems usual for her except for the perhaps unusually persistent scowl on her face.
Well... okay maybe that is not quite so unusual.
However, for April 1st, you might encounter Miss Aran stomping anywhere around campus with a pink dress bunched up in one fist and some sort of... fancy... faberge egg in her other. Outside her dorm door, in the hallways, the teacher's lounge, various empty classrooms, probably off-campus as well. She seems to be hunting for someone to blame for the horrible prank. And by blame, I mean probably hurt. Horribly. Especially if your name is Bowser.
Hopefully your name isn't Bowser.]