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icequeen_aran

This is a winter wonder land. Or something. [audio/text]

Jan 26, 2010 23:26

( [Gunship log [audio recording]; unhackable. Backdated a little to last week oh god] )

#action, fake childreeennnn, i will punch koopa troopas, %location: gunship cockpit, unexplained transformations, *lighter, *jeff, brothaaaaa, #text, otacon, *olimar, *snake, *kyle, #audio, trouble is my middle name, *falcon, ollie, holiday spirit what is that, #gunship log, falcon, i am not venus i swear

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Private to Smaus pedaltothemetal January 27 2010, 05:22:28 UTC

Every time I see it, I get this inexplicable urge to punt it.

Not gonna lie.

Private to Cpt Butts icequeen_aran January 27 2010, 05:27:51 UTC

That wouldn't be hard. You could clear 1750 yards, easy. Maybe 1760.

Did it know your name?

pedaltothemetal January 27 2010, 05:29:04 UTC

Probably, yeah. I'll find something of approximate weight to test this hypothesis.

It did. Pronouncing it was another matter .

icequeen_aran January 27 2010, 05:34:50 UTC

It tried calling me Sarah Brilliant. And The Newborn.

pedaltothemetal January 27 2010, 05:37:40 UTC

Either of those mean anything to you?

It called me Kyaputen Farukon.

icequeen_aran January 27 2010, 05:39:19 UTC

Sarah? No clue. "The Newborn" is likely due to the Elysian AI. It's ah... a Chozo thing. They called me that.

Kyaputen Farukon? That's so adorable.

pedaltothemetal January 27 2010, 05:42:55 UTC

Aw. Was that your nickname?

It's annoying. Captain Falcon is really not that hard to pronounce.

icequeen_aran January 27 2010, 05:50:14 UTC

Something like that.

Apparently it is. I didn't see anything dangerous on it but... you know.

Maybe a small paper shredder would be of similar size and weight.

pedaltothemetal January 27 2010, 13:45:10 UTC

Something like that?

I'll keep an eye on it.

Well then I'll get one. Meet me out on the football field.

icequeen_aran January 27 2010, 15:29:01 UTC

They had entire prophecies written about me. Sometimes they referred to me as The Hatchling... and no, I didn't hatch from an egg.

I'll grab the measuring flags, Kyaputen.

pedaltothemetal January 27 2010, 17:27:10 UTC

I didn't think that was the case. What was the reason, then? Unless there's something you're not telling me and if the day comes when hell freezes over and we have a kid that hatches from an egg I'm going to start asking questions.

I'm going to try it on fire and not on fire and see what happens.

icequeen_aran January 27 2010, 18:48:01 UTC

I'm their only child, since being fused with their DNA. Little do both of us know that Chozo reproduce like seahorses and you are actually going to be th--

A physics experiment? Last I checked fire has no mass... but flames do.

pedaltothemetal January 27 2010, 19:15:11 UTC

No Chozo kids? FUC

Oh no I didn't mean the paper shredder. I meant the kicking.

icequeen_aran January 27 2010, 19:34:22 UTC

No. Due to their great longevity, old age wreaked havoc on thier ability to reproduce. I was the next best thing they had.

Oh! Oh well then. I suppose we'll find out, won't we?

You kick it so hard and fast the friction of it flying through the air catches it on fire before the flames from your foot do.

pedaltothemetal January 27 2010, 23:36:04 UTC

Ah. Okay.

[Awkwaaaaaaaard]

Anyway, I didn't find any nukes on the Mk. II but some practice couldn't hurt.

Race you there.

icequeen_aran January 28 2010, 00:16:19 UTC

[She is not correlating how this is awkward until she refocuses on that last sentence there and OHHHHKAY yeah a little awkward just a little. Great wording choice, Sam.]

A race it is. [BUT SHE'S BEEN STANDING THERE FOR THE PAST 10 MINUTES OR SO TYPING FROM HER PHONE with a bunch of little marker flags sticking out of her back pocket. Surprise!]

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