October... November... [audio]
--PERSONAL DATA LOG 20XX12.01.025 SAMUS ARAN. RECORDING...--
Computer, status report.
SUBJECT NAME: SAMUS ARAN
SPECIE: HUMAN
GENDER: FEMALE
AGE: 34
STATUS: ALL BIO-FUNCTIONS NORMAL. ALL BIO-SIGNATURES STABLE. NO ABNORMALITIES TO REPORT.
And still no conclusive data from Halloween, huh?
THERE IS NO TANGIBLE DATA TO ANALYZE OTHER THAN YOUR PERSONAL ACCOUNT OF THAT EVENING. MY SYSTEMS WERE SET OFFLINE FOR SEVERAL HOURS DUE TO AN UNKNOWN ENERGY BURST. IT WAS COMPARABLE TO THAT OF AN EMP PULSE. ALSO I WAS A ZOMBIE.
I never want to go through anything like that again... I was...
IT SEEMS IT WOULD NOT BE THE FIRST OR LAST TIME STRANGE THINGS HAPPEN AT THIS FACILITY.
Strange things happen wherever I go, in case you haven't noticed.
YOU HAVE ALSO EXPERIENCED POSITIVE THINGS RECENTLY AS WELL SAMUS, HAVE YOU NOT...?
Was No-Shave-November a "positive experience"?
I BELIEVE THAT IS A RHETORICAL QUESTION.
It was... it was fine. Pretty fine, actually. Not including the Char incident near the beginning of the month, November was fairly pleasant. I forgot how strange he looks with a beard. I took lots and lots of photo memorabilia when he wasn't looking. Everyone who doesn't normally have one, really. It really alters their appearance. I had a family dinner with Falcon and this mother near the end of the month for the holidays. Ionia and Jeff were there. We stopped by and said hello to Ollie and his family too, that was nice.
OH. Speaking of Jeff did I report to you what he did to himself yesterday?
YOU HAVE NOT REPORTED, NO. WHAT HAPPENED?
He... he used some kind of hair ray on himself yesterday and he turned hairier than Mauk's mother on a good hair day. Lash did too. Oh, and guess who had Falcon's favorite boxers stuck on a flag pole.
THEY DID IT IN THE SPIRIT OF NO-SHAVE NOVEMBER, I PRESUME?
Yes and I don't care. Jeff's getting a haircut. Tonight I'm hunting him down myself if Falcon hasn't already. That is a ridiculous amount of hair.
YOU HAVE A SIGNIFICANT LENGTH OF HAIR AS--
Yes, but I never let it get in the way of my job, that's for certain.
AT LEAST THIS SHOULD NOT BE A TROUBLING EXPERIENCE AGAIN FOR AT LEAST ANOTHER 12 MONTHS.
Yeah. It's supposed to snow tomorrow. Bob said something about a karaoke bar later too. Hn. I need to start my holiday shopping as well.
Might list might of gotten a little smaller since last year......
--...END RECORDING.--
Computer, status report.
SUBJECT NAME: SAMUS ARAN
SPECIE: HUMAN
GENDER: FEMALE
AGE: 34
STATUS: ALL BIO-FUNCTIONS NORMAL. ALL BIO-SIGNATURES STABLE. NO ABNORMALITIES TO REPORT.
And still no conclusive data from Halloween, huh?
THERE IS NO TANGIBLE DATA TO ANALYZE OTHER THAN YOUR PERSONAL ACCOUNT OF THAT EVENING. MY SYSTEMS WERE SET OFFLINE FOR SEVERAL HOURS DUE TO AN UNKNOWN ENERGY BURST. IT WAS COMPARABLE TO THAT OF AN EMP PULSE. ALSO I WAS A ZOMBIE.
I never want to go through anything like that again... I was...
IT SEEMS IT WOULD NOT BE THE FIRST OR LAST TIME STRANGE THINGS HAPPEN AT THIS FACILITY.
Strange things happen wherever I go, in case you haven't noticed.
YOU HAVE ALSO EXPERIENCED POSITIVE THINGS RECENTLY AS WELL SAMUS, HAVE YOU NOT...?
Was No-Shave-November a "positive experience"?
I BELIEVE THAT IS A RHETORICAL QUESTION.
It was... it was fine. Pretty fine, actually. Not including the Char incident near the beginning of the month, November was fairly pleasant. I forgot how strange he looks with a beard. I took lots and lots of photo memorabilia when he wasn't looking. Everyone who doesn't normally have one, really. It really alters their appearance. I had a family dinner with Falcon and this mother near the end of the month for the holidays. Ionia and Jeff were there. We stopped by and said hello to Ollie and his family too, that was nice.
OH. Speaking of Jeff did I report to you what he did to himself yesterday?
YOU HAVE NOT REPORTED, NO. WHAT HAPPENED?
He... he used some kind of hair ray on himself yesterday and he turned hairier than Mauk's mother on a good hair day. Lash did too. Oh, and guess who had Falcon's favorite boxers stuck on a flag pole.
THEY DID IT IN THE SPIRIT OF NO-SHAVE NOVEMBER, I PRESUME?
Yes and I don't care. Jeff's getting a haircut. Tonight I'm hunting him down myself if Falcon hasn't already. That is a ridiculous amount of hair.
YOU HAVE A SIGNIFICANT LENGTH OF HAIR AS--
Yes, but I never let it get in the way of my job, that's for certain.
AT LEAST THIS SHOULD NOT BE A TROUBLING EXPERIENCE AGAIN FOR AT LEAST ANOTHER 12 MONTHS.
Yeah. It's supposed to snow tomorrow. Bob said something about a karaoke bar later too. Hn. I need to start my holiday shopping as well.
Might list might of gotten a little smaller since last year......
--...END RECORDING.--