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[icedark_elf]

Okay. As we all know, due to laylah's wonderful gendercrack( Strange Materia and Strange Requests), I wrote Strange Places. That spawned a sequel in my head, and now we have Zack and Girl!Cloud on a date. Smut will happen. So very not safe for work.

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[eternal_edge]

Ideas? Haha ::whistles innocently:: Ideas would be Cloud waking up in the morening. after they go back to the barracks from the movie theatre and have even more hot sex, and finding out he's still a girl.

"Zack." Cloud said in a deadpanned voice, pushing back the panic building up.
"Mmph?" The SOLDIER first class grunted, burying his head further into his pillow.
"Zack," Cloud reiterated, his voice growing steadily higher in pitch, "Zack, I'm not turning back!"
"...Wha-?" It took a few seconds for this to sink into Zack's brain and he finall opened his eyes and squinted at Cloud, a very female Cloud. "Well shit."

And then Zack is all easy going and trying to pacify Cloud, not knowing how serious it is. When Cloud still doesn't turn back after a while they go see Seph, who chews Zack out. Then they have to go to the infirmary where tests are conducted by low and behold: Hojo, the mad scientist. Zack finds out Cloud is preggers and goes into shock. Cloud finds out he's preggers and blows up. Hojo find this all very interesting and wants to "study" Cloud more. Seph finds out about Hojo and becomes over-protective in his own way and is trying to out manuver Hojo. Zack finally comes out of shock and developes the hovering-over protective-proud that it's his baby the way all men are syndrome. And Cloud bashes his head in.

Yeah, ideas.

[icedark_elf]

*blinks slowly*

I hate you. Really, I do. Hate, hate, hate.

*sighs* I write Mpreg on occassion, but now I have to find a plausible reason for it now in FFVII. *hates*

[eternal_edge]

Read this through again, just because I luffed it so much. The whole torn panty thing stood out a lot more this time, for some reason.

Hmm...no panties->must ride train back->if last train, then it will be packed->if packed Cloud will have to sit on Zack->Zack's probably recovered by now and is horny again->Cloud has been corrupted feels daring->...GAH!!! ::head bashes wall:: Must stop...thinking...

and reno gets on the train

[icedark_elf]

*headdesk* I have possible boy!Aeris giving Seph a blowjob in his office while he's trying to have a meeting.

[eternal_edge]

muses need to be able to write their own damn fics. >.

[icedark_elf]

It would be very boring in my head, then. I just wish they'd pick things besides porn to write.