Shopping!
So I found out that my new hair cut is headband suitable. There's a spot where the back can be teased into being all poofy, and if I put a headband with a bow in front of it, it looks awesome. So, clearly, I now need to buy a bunch of headband bases from like Jo-Ann's and a shitton of ribbon and get my crafting with hot glue on. Because the whole point was to spend more money. Right. DRIVE BY ENTRY!