So get this -- I was driving Ahna to work this morning, and we're trying to get onto I-5, and the guy ahead of us on the on-ramp is driving, oh, say around 40mph.

"Umm -- car?" Ahna says, "You're going to have to be going a lot faster than that if you want to drive on the freeway ( Read more... )

Thought #1: Hmmm. Wasn't there some strain of drug-resistant flu going around? Maybe I should get a flu shot this year.

Thought #2: Wait, what?

So I had kind of a weird feeling last night.

What -- you think you know from weird feelings?

My friend, let me tell you:

When you go to see a friend of yours audition in a burlesque troupe tryout show, and you find out when you get there that one of the girls who will be performing was your girlfriend when you were fourteen, whom you haven't ( Read more... )

"1. Must demonstrate a Customer First perspective and fully participate in the Boundless Selling culture." -- OfficeMax Print & Document Services Associate Job Description

Here we go -- back down the rabbit hole of modern corporate life. Barring anything going horribly wrong with my drug screen1 or my background check, I've got the job, and ( Read more... )

Once I thought of this image, I just had to make it. And once I made it, I just had to post it:

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When activated, lets in the future; Birds and a protein called the ( Read more... )

From a dream this morning:
A Connecticut Yankee in Count Dracula's Court.
It was in a TV listing. Heh. Sounds terrible. I'd watch it.