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[icaststhespells]

[It is an ordinary evening in Chateau Black Mage. Everybody's least favorite mage is treating himself to an evening of calm, peaceful television.]

World's Funniest Protagonist Deaths, huh? Now this is the kind of marketing I can get behind. Whoever made this show is my kind of man!

[All is well.

Until this commercial comes on.

For reasons he doesn't

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[mechanu]

It's so noisy~~!

*A drunk Nu is floating in unsteadily*

I can't see your face... maybe you're Ragna in disguise~~!?

[icaststhespells]

Who the hell is Ragna and why should I care?

[mechanu]

Don't be shy, Ragna~~

I just want to be with you~~~~

[icaststhespells]

Wait, but I'm not RaYES I AM and we should totally be with each other.

[mechanu]

Nu was hoping you wouldn't want to kill me this time, Ragna~~

*Nu glomps onto Black Mage*

Now we can be one~~

[icaststhespells]

Well, I'll probably still kill you afterwards, it wouldn't really be fair to all the other hookers if I didn't, but before that YEAH, let's do this!

[mechanu]

... huh... you don't have the other half of the Azure Grimoire~?

Oh well, it'll be fine~! Let's merge~~

*and there's a large sword suddenly shooting in from out of nowhere to impale Nu and Black Mage together... but Nu herself suddenly loses her grip on Black Mage and falls down just in time to avoid the attack herself*

Oww, I fell~

[icaststhespells]

[NOT SO LUCKY]

whyyyyyyy

[mechanu]

What's wrong, Ragna~?

*she takes ten seconds to realize...*

You're not supposed to bleed without Nu, that's not fair~ We were supposed to fuse~! *pout*

[icaststhespells]

[BRB BLEEDING TO DEATH]

[mechanu]

Wait, you're too smelly to be Ragna~~

Oh well~

*Nu drunkenly floats out, apparently not caring about BM's plight*