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[It is an ordinary evening in Chateau Black Mage. Everybody's least favorite mage is treating himself to an evening of calm, peaceful television.]
World's Funniest Protagonist Deaths, huh? Now this is the kind of marketing I can get behind. Whoever made this show is my kind of man!
[All is well.
Until this commercial comes on.
For reasons he doesn't quite understand, Black Mage's eye twitches.]
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