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[icaststhespells]

So I think it's really awesome how every time I ever try to do anything ever, a bunch of little girls show up and kick my ass.

Seriously. It's great. Let's just keep doing this forever.

Jerks.

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[theysaidiwasmad]

And yet somehow, while not having stupendous magic powers at my disposal, a little inventor like me has not been beaten up by a little girl once!

I'm sure it was just fate. Perhaps you should have paid more attention for bad omens.

[icaststhespells]

Ooh, look at Mr. Smarmy... Taunt... Suckpants. Like your stupid toys would work against that shrine maiden or the little demon chick or any of these bullshitty bullshitters.

[theysaidiwasmad]

And yet here I stand, unmolested, and not making weekly trips to the hospital.

[icaststhespells]

I wouldn't be so cocksure about that "unmolested" part. Keep talking.

[theysaidiwasmad]

My mind reels with mental images I will never be able to unsee.

EVER.

[icaststhespells]

Mission accomplished.