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[icaststhespells]

So I think it's really awesome how every time I ever try to do anything ever, a bunch of little girls show up and kick my ass.

Seriously. It's great. Let's just keep doing this forever.

Jerks.

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[darkmastern]

Well if you weren't being such a despicable honor student, those little girls wouldn't do anything to you!

[icaststhespells]

I think I left my honor in the same place I left my dignity, self-respect, and humanity.

[kyoko_needle]

Kyoko sighs

"how can one leave or that stuff. you most likely never had them. Just remember, we have experiences with Honor students, we can easily deal with you. Give up, and join us as fellow deliquents. If you do, I'll give you one of my hats I made."

She takes out what looks like a mage hat, but it's made from the skin of a zombie, it was dripping with fluids

[darkmastern]

Well I suggest you buy a bus ticket and go back and get them!

[papercranelover]

Well, if you insist...

[icaststhespells]

Oh, but I do. I do insist. It just would suck so bad if I were to win for once. That'd be awful. I'd hate that.

[papercranelover]

I...see.

Well, don't worry. I'll try to ensure there will always be enough people to 'kick your butt', as you put it, so you won't be troubled by winning.

[icaststhespells]

So the phrase "reverse psychology" just means jack-all to you guys, huh.

[the_strongerest]

I'm next!

[icaststhespells]

Oh, goody! I'm elated. Man, my life rocks. So what, let's see. You're a goddess or some bullshit, and now you're going to erase my ancestors from existence. Alright, let's do this. Totally ready.

[the_strongerest]

*shoots, like*

*some ice*

1/2

[icaststhespells]

[esprit_forte]

[Anise doesn't even know you but...]

If you say so.

[icaststhespells]

This'll be great! It would totally suck if the universe were to let me win against a girl half my size! I'd hate it!

[esprit_forte]

Aren't you just inviting disaster like this? It's like saying, "Please beat me up, little girls!"

[icaststhespells]

Or it's reverse psychology and I'm actually a total genius.

You don't know!

[theysaidiwasmad]

And yet somehow, while not having stupendous magic powers at my disposal, a little inventor like me has not been beaten up by a little girl once!

I'm sure it was just fate. Perhaps you should have paid more attention for bad omens.

[icaststhespells]

Ooh, look at Mr. Smarmy... Taunt... Suckpants. Like your stupid toys would work against that shrine maiden or the little demon chick or any of these bullshitty bullshitters.

[theysaidiwasmad]

And yet here I stand, unmolested, and not making weekly trips to the hospital.

[icaststhespells]

I wouldn't be so cocksure about that "unmolested" part. Keep talking.