Suckage major
I've never been able to get into Twilight. I'm sure it would involve being able to read the books without throwing them against a wall with some force, or watching the movies without sporfling.
Neither is possible. Perhaps I am defective.
I have, however, found a way to read the books with a minimum amount of pain. Also, much laughter and far fewer raging shrieks.
I've never seen the first movie, but I've now (today) watched the second and third movies and...
1) TEAM JACOB, BITCHES.
2) It's like MST3K heaven. Funniest. Movies. Ever. (Even if they don't mean to be, it still counts.
I want some Jacob icons now, and feel really sad that I had to google to make sure he was over 18 (and thus perv-appropriate).
Neither is possible. Perhaps I am defective.
I have, however, found a way to read the books with a minimum amount of pain. Also, much laughter and far fewer raging shrieks.
I've never seen the first movie, but I've now (today) watched the second and third movies and...
1) TEAM JACOB, BITCHES.
2) It's like MST3K heaven. Funniest. Movies. Ever. (Even if they don't mean to be, it still counts.
I want some Jacob icons now, and feel really sad that I had to google to make sure he was over 18 (and thus perv-appropriate).