IM HOME! dear jesus christ im so glad to be home. the first thing i did was ate about 23432 grams worth of fiber and watched conon o brian. yay. EXCEPT I FORGOT MY FUCKING CELL PHONE IN THE AIRPORT. it was such an epic traveling day. i was supoosed to get home around 9, but ending up getting home at 1. its too fresh a memory to elaborate on w out ( Read more... )

since when is live journal so effing confusing... especially in german.... I'M IN GERMANY RIGHT NOW. right now i'm in Nürenburg. It's famous for its christmas marts which is pretty much like the saturday market but instead of dirty hippy it's über christmasy and german. It's 5090928384 booths, all either one of three types. There's the glüwein ( Read more... )

wtf is in effing idaho and why is everyone going there. there's nothing. stay home with me friends. fuck potatoes. i'll make you pina coladas.  please come home

off to my second day of work. best job on earth. enjoy your sleep you whores

Where should i get a job?

Myspace is way tooooooo complicated to work. They should have myspace tutors. like those computer classes for really old people?

Eh? Ehhhhhhh?

I need a new icon. suggggggestinos?

leave me alone scott

you guys are amaizing