Disturbings

[ibeenoperated]

I got in this really embarrassing discussion with my dad last night in front of Kirk(new boyfriend). We're driving home from the Indian restaurant and my dad says "who do you think is gonna win the Democratic nomination?" I say Hillary, but that I support Obama. I support him because of his views on education: he's the only one who recognizes

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[tomorrow_devil]

It used to be my brother's statements that made me crazy about this dialog. But nowadays I expect this from Sargent Little Brother. Reading your post has reminded me of my father's role . . .

Mike: Hey, Danny, wanna hear something interesting about Iraqi culture?

Me: Yeah, what?

Mike: All Iraqi men are gay.

Me: :0

Mike: It's true, they only have sex with women to reproduce.

Me: That can't be . . .

Dad: Now, Danny, you have to keep an open mind.

Me: :0

[yr_velouria]

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[tomorrow_devil]

I never told you about this! It gets better.

We were all stuck in the car together in the middle of traffic on route one when it happened.

After a few minutes of being at a loss to explain anything to my brother, I was totally frustrated. I was desperate, so I tried to fall back on my credentials.

Me: God, why aren't you listening to me!

Mike: A villager told me, man!

Me: Look, I'm a social scientist!

Mike: >:/

Me: Social. Scientist.

Mike: Social- [suddenly breaks off] I'M GONNA SHOW YOU THE SCIENCE OF ASS KICKING!