Apparently, I lack any sort of visual appeal
Me (while watching preview for 'Accepted'): College is going to be great.
Corey: You won't have everyone looking at you.
Me: What?
Corey: In college. You won't have everyone looking at you in the pool or anything.
Me: ...I know that. Did I say I was expecting it?
Corey: I'm just saying. You have to know how much "not prettiness" you have is all.