Remembering Drunken Nights
Title: Remembering Drunken Nights
Author: IantojJackh
Rating: PG
Summary: "Oh, like you’re so high and mighty that you never passed out naked on the lawn."
Characters: Ianto and Owen
Notes: Yesterday was Hungover Owls day at comment_fic and this prompt was from tardisjournal and the prompt is above in the summary.
Remembering Drunken Nights
"Oh, like you’re so high and mighty that you never passed out naked on the lawn.” Owen sneered as Ianto rolled his eyes.
"I did not say that. There is a difference when you do it when you are thirty-one." Ianto clarified, slowing his speech as if he was talking to a child in an overly condescending manner.
"You woke up on Gwen and Rhys' lawn cuddling two lawn gnomes with a decorative Halloween flag wrapped around your waist. This happened LAST WEEK!" Ianto reminded the defensive man. It didn't seem the right time to mention that the five minute reenactment Owen did of the Lion King with the gnomes was quite a hit on YouTube.
"So are you saying that, you, mister straight-laced prim and proper got so shit faced that he woke somewhere naked as a robin?' Owen found that hard to believe. There was no way that Ianto would ever do something so scandalous.
"Several times, in fact. However, I was still a teenager. Not a gown up, old pervy man." Ianto taunted. "There was the time I stripped and passed out in the frozen food section of a Tesco or I spent the night floating in an inner tube in a swimming pool."
"You're lying," Owen shook his head, figuring the tea-boy was trying to one up him.
"Believe what you want. That was nothing compared to what some of the others I grew up with in my estate did. It's the circle of life, Owen." Ianto shrugged as he walked away whistling Circle of Life.
Author: IantojJackh
Rating: PG
Summary: "Oh, like you’re so high and mighty that you never passed out naked on the lawn."
Characters: Ianto and Owen
Notes: Yesterday was Hungover Owls day at comment_fic and this prompt was from tardisjournal and the prompt is above in the summary.
Remembering Drunken Nights
"Oh, like you’re so high and mighty that you never passed out naked on the lawn.” Owen sneered as Ianto rolled his eyes.
"I did not say that. There is a difference when you do it when you are thirty-one." Ianto clarified, slowing his speech as if he was talking to a child in an overly condescending manner.
"You woke up on Gwen and Rhys' lawn cuddling two lawn gnomes with a decorative Halloween flag wrapped around your waist. This happened LAST WEEK!" Ianto reminded the defensive man. It didn't seem the right time to mention that the five minute reenactment Owen did of the Lion King with the gnomes was quite a hit on YouTube.
"So are you saying that, you, mister straight-laced prim and proper got so shit faced that he woke somewhere naked as a robin?' Owen found that hard to believe. There was no way that Ianto would ever do something so scandalous.
"Several times, in fact. However, I was still a teenager. Not a gown up, old pervy man." Ianto taunted. "There was the time I stripped and passed out in the frozen food section of a Tesco or I spent the night floating in an inner tube in a swimming pool."
"You're lying," Owen shook his head, figuring the tea-boy was trying to one up him.
"Believe what you want. That was nothing compared to what some of the others I grew up with in my estate did. It's the circle of life, Owen." Ianto shrugged as he walked away whistling Circle of Life.