Twitter the Torchwood Way
Title: Twitter the Torchwood Way
Author: iantojjackh
Rating: PG for mild adult themes
Characters: The whole team
Summary: The rift is quiet and the teams takes to Twitter to alleviate the boredom and Ianto is not amused by the first topic of conversation
Spoilers: None
Warnings: None. Just typical team dynamic stuff
Notes: This started as a comment-fic fill (Jack's first tweet) and then expanded it to a full out banter with some encouragement when the other twitter length fics were posted. Yes, all responses fit the 140 character limit. Also, my therapist (for PT) thinks I'm insane since he saw me writing the end of this at my appointment tonight.
Twitter the Torchwood Way
Jack Harkness- @CaptnSexy
@coffeejones Ianto where's my coffee? What's taking you so long? How does this thing work? I want to spank you. Wait! Can everyone see this?
Owen Harper- @TheBigO
@CaptnSexy Yes, we can all see it. Thanks for vision of @coffeejones bent over your desk with his arse in the air.
Gwen Cooper- @SweetG
I work with a bunch of children. Yes, I'm looking at you, @CaptnSexy and @TheBigO. We all know what a nice arse @CoffeeJones has.
Jack Harkness- @CaptnSexy
Finally someone has an appreciation for what a fine piece of art it is. Thank you @SweetG
Gwen Cooper- @SweetG
@CaptnSexy You should encourage him to wear tight jeans more often. Best arse of the universe. @CaptnSexy you are so lucky to own that arse.
Gwen Cooper- @SweetG
That last comment wasn't me. Jack? What did you do? @CaptnSexy. @Toshie, did you teach Jack to tweet from my account?
Toshiko Sato-@Toshie
@SweetG wasn't me. I think @CoffeeJones set him up with admin control over our accounts in case of emergencies.
Ianto Jones- @CoffeeJones
@CaptnSexy is no longer available to tweet. He knows the consequences should he send one more message.
Gwen Cooper- @SweetG
@CoffeeJones what did you do to him? I've never seen Jack sulk so much before.
Ianto Jones- @CoffeeJones
@SweetG that is between me and him. I put it in terms only @CaptnSexy could understand.
Owen Harper- @TheBigO
@CaptnSexy should change his name to @IantosBitch? He looks like a sad puppy who had his bone taken away. He needs a scratch behind the ear.
Toshiko Sato-@Toshie
@CaptnSexy looks so sad. I just want to give him a hug.
Gwen Cooper- @SweetG
@CoffeeJones Are you in the archives? If you are Jack is headed your way. Be nice to him.
Ianto Jones- @CoffeeJones
@SweetG I hear him coming. Be nice? After what he said? He's luckkjkjkhihjhjhjbjbjbjbjbhbhbvhbhbjbjbjbjbjbjbjbjbjbjbjbjbjbjbjbjbhjjhuuuhhyhh
Toshiko Sato-@Toshie
@CoffeeJones Ianto? Ianto, is everything okay?
Owen Harper- @TheBigO
The minute I hear any screaming I'm out of here.
Gwen Cooper- @SweetG
Maybe someone should check on them.
Owen Harper- @TheBigO
Are you daft, @SweetG? You know what the two of them are like when they get in these moods.
Toshiko Sato-@Toshie
Owen's right. I kind of miss The old Ianto. The way he was before he and Jack got serious.
Owen Harper- @TheBigO
You know it's bloody unfair. I get in trouble for shagging during working hours. Those two do it and it's a normal day.
Gwen Cooper- @SweetG
But they are both happy. Better that they are happy than miserable.
Toshiko Sato-@Toshie
Happy suits both of them.
Owen Harper- @TheBigO
Yes, because they are both bastards when they are miserable.
Toshiko Sato-@Toshie
Is that a bit of jealously, I hear @TheBigO?
Owen Harper- @TheBigO
Yes, because it's been my life's dream to climb the Torchwood ladder by climbing the boss' ladder.
Toshiko Sato-@Toshie
You know it's not like that with them @TheBigO. Not for the last two years at least.
Owen Harper- @TheBigO
True love and all that bullocks. How could I forget?
Gwen Cooper- @SweetG
I think it's kind of sweet.
Owen Harper- @TheBigO
You would. It's such a woman thing. @SweetG & @Toshie
Toshiko Sato-@Toshie
You are such a prat @TheBigO
Gwen Cooper- @SweetG
You are such a prat @TheBigO
JonHar-@IantoJack
We agree. You are a prat @TheBigO
Owen Harper- @TheBigO
We finished that conversation two hours ago. Joint account, really?
JonHar-@IantoJack
@TheBigO Your point? Two hours isn't a long time.
Owen Harper- @TheBigO
@IantoJack I don't want to fathom what you two were doing for two hours. I was talking about the joint account. (1/2)
Owen Harper- @TheBigO
Tea-boy must be in a really good mood for him to let you tweet again. Spare the details since you both are still in the archives. (2/2)
JonHar-@IantoJack
@TheBigO he promised to behave. Jack just got a nice taste of what he will be missing if he says the wrong thing.
Owen Harper- @TheBigO
Still stand by the idea that Jack's new name should be @IantosBitch. You are the only one who knows how to control him.
JonHar-@IantoJack
@TheBigO Just one of my many many skills. We've got some more filing to do.
Toshiko Sato-@Toshie
*groan*
Gwen Cooper- @SweetG
*double groan*
Owen Harper- @TheBigO
*triple groan*