Make your ass look fatter
I usually have the television droning on in the background while I'm working, paying scant if any attention to it. But there's a commercial running now which I've heard before, and I just have to comment on.
Apparently, in some segment of our society, there are women who just aren't fat enough. Or at least, their asses don't look fat. And by god, if they want to be pretty, to be noticed, their asses have to be fatter. Fortunately for them, there's now a product called the Booty Pop, which is padded underwear to make their asses look fatter.
I actually listened the whole commercial, because it was so outrageous. They spend the entire commercial talking about making your "booty" "pop". Never once do they use the words "ass", "large", or "fat".
Isn't it wonderful that we live in a society where long-suffering slim women can buy something to make their asses look fatter, if they don't have the wherewithal to just eat more?
Apparently, in some segment of our society, there are women who just aren't fat enough. Or at least, their asses don't look fat. And by god, if they want to be pretty, to be noticed, their asses have to be fatter. Fortunately for them, there's now a product called the Booty Pop, which is padded underwear to make their asses look fatter.
I actually listened the whole commercial, because it was so outrageous. They spend the entire commercial talking about making your "booty" "pop". Never once do they use the words "ass", "large", or "fat".
Isn't it wonderful that we live in a society where long-suffering slim women can buy something to make their asses look fatter, if they don't have the wherewithal to just eat more?