PG-13 ENTRY!
I bought the best album ever yesterday before work, "Copulatin' Blues". It's an amazingly awesome compilation album about--you guessed it--FUCKING! It's hilarious. Right now the song that's playing is "Rubbin' on the Darned Old Thing". This album features such blues classics as: "You Stole My Cherry", "Get Off With Me", "Shave 'Em Dry" (which is apparently a "whore-house song", according to the back cover), "My Daddy Rocks Me (With One Steady Roll)", and "I'll Keep Sittin' On It (If I Can't Sell It)". They refer to clits as buttons, vag's as kitchens, and cocks as dingalings (and various other names). The metaphors and similes alone are astounding.
Awesome. Best $9 ever spent.
Awesome. Best $9 ever spent.