A fourth grader with a thesaurus.

[ianaction]

The milk & dairy cooler at my work broke down earlier this week. In an attempt to pacify and explain, the following note was taped to all the cooler doors:

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[himynameisjamie]

It looks liked I typed that after a case of gin.

[ianaction]

You can be a manager at my job then! But only while loaded.

[nateraineydrunk]

Good Day, ian.

I have read and understand, the preceding message accordingly. Thank you for youre concern and astuteness in bringing forward the problem that exists, in the words and the sentences we have read and understand the preceding message. Be sure that, we have taken EXPEDITE situation schlong.

Thank You
The Nate rainey

[ianaction]

Nate and Rainey

Thank you for, reading this message I really and greatly appreciate you taking the time to read it.

[macroecoslopics]

aka: the fridge be broke, yo...we can't sell you melted and/or rotten food mostly because we could get sued, not because we think you wouldn't still eat it...we're waiting for a repairman because we want to get back to selling you this shit asap. laterzzzz.

[ianaction]

That's actually more professional than the one they posted.

[chickenbowels]

haha! this post is gold!!