The milk & dairy cooler at my work broke down earlier this week. In an attempt to pacify and explain, the following note was taped to all the cooler doors:
READ IT IF YOU DARE!
If you've read that you now completely understand my job, and my feelings about it. I mean, I'm not exactly some grammar magicIan, and I can be a little verbose at times, but jesus, man...
I don't really know what else to say.