Serena (cat): *chews on the carpet* Mina: Serena! Stop eating the floor! That's Gizmo's job! Zuul: That's right! You're putting her out of a job! ... fucking immigrants. Mina: a;sdklfj
Mina: I will cook the breakfast foods, and you can cook the dinner foods! Me: yay! Mina: And if we find something we like, we'll find a receipe for it! Me: And if it isn't any good, we'll feed it to the dog! ...except eggs. No eggs for dogs. No eggs for cats, either, really. Mina: Why? We used to feed Duncan cats all the time. ... eggs. Eggs. Me: