This is friggin' hilarious...why do I find this funny?????

Jul 13, 2006 00:26

Someone posted this on the weathernerds group a couple days ago....but I have to reproduce it here cuz its just too funny not to. Tina will get most of this I'm sure. Jade, if you want anything explained, let me know.

Meteorological Pickup Lines ...stole from someone on MySpace.

1. I'm not an engingeer!

2. What's your "do" point?

3. How's your warm sector?

4. Can I advect your vortex?

5. Want to see my lightning rod?

6. Do I make you saturated?

7. Can I lift your index?

8. Hey! Do ya wanna flux?

9. Can I make your jet stream?

10. I'd like to WeatherTap your booty.

11. Wanna sling my psychrometer?

12. I'd like to punch your core.

13. Is that a thermometer in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

14. Would you like to blow my weather vane?

15. Let me analyze your contours.

16. I'm issuing a severe lovin' watch!

17. I've got mad Skillings.

18. Wanna see my weather weenie?

19. I feel a pretty strong updraft coming on.

20. My! Your parcels are buoyant.

21. I'm a meteorologist. I'm experienced in everything from the ground up.

22. Tonights forecast: 100% chance of love.

23. Can I see your weather balloons?

24. Nice pair of 88D's.

25. I'd like to get on your waterspout.

26. Can I calibrate your instrument?

27. The snow is blowing. How about you?

28. Take it easy on me -- I'm a virga.

29. Break out the AWIPS and chains.

30. Do you want to absorb my emittance.

31. You're the cause of my perturbation.

32. My! Your tornado is long.

33. So, how many inches will I get?

34. Do you want to collect my precipitation?

35. I'm like Jim Cantore, but with hair.

36. You advect my moisture.

37. I'm picking you up on my SEXRAD.

38. Have you ever had multiple vorticies?

39. I've got an F-5 in my pants, baby!

40. Do you want to suction my vortex?

41. Is your tornado big enough to chase?

42. There's a hurricane coming. Evacuate your pants.

43. Do you like your downdraft in the rear flank?

44. I have an overshooting top.

45. Nice mammatus.

46. Feel the rush of my monsoon!

47. You're as hot as an Indian summer.

48. Can I TK your WXP?

49. Have you ever experienced a massive storm surge?

50. There's a cold front coming through, but I can keep your front warm.
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