My dad forwarded me and my brother an e-mail about the rise in fines for certain traffic violations in New Jersey. He prefaced the body of the e-mail with this note:

Forewarned is forearmed. And there's probably a fine for being a four-armed driver. Or at least a job offer from the carnival.

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