I had a dream I went on a trip to China with Rachel and her family, and Viggo Mortensen, and Simon Pegg, and the singer Mika. Rachel was wearing this really pretty dress and she'd straightened her hair. It looked nice. I have no idea what my subconscious is trying to tell me.

I had this dream. It would make a... well, not a really good movie. It would probably be pretty boring, really. A slow, artsy movie. A certain kind of film ( Read more... )

Last night I had a dream. I met the Burning Man. He was strapped to a golden frame, to protect people from his touch, but he had burned away the straps and melted the frame. If he touches you, you burn. He touched me, and I fell in love. But there was another person who the Burning Man had touched, a man who dressed all in leather. I wore ( Read more... )

Had a dream last night that Hermione Granger went to my college and had a huge crush on me. I wasn't really all that interested in her, but we ended up having sex anyway, because I guess I figured when am I going to get another oppurtunity to do Hermione Granger? The thing was she didn't look like Emma Watson at all, she looked like this random ( Read more... )

Last night I dreamed of a version of Mario Kart where you could play as a Thwomp block. It was really easy because you just went around crushing everybody. I guess I'd make a pretty crappy video game designer.

It must have been Thanksgiving or Passover, some time like that, because my whole family was at our house. My two year old cousin wanted to look out the window at the mountains, so I went upstairs with her and her mother to do so. Then we saw an airplane flying really low towards the house. It was trying to turn, but the wind kept blowing it ( Read more... )

I dreamed Rosie O'Donnell and I got in a big argument/almost fistfight on her show (does she even still have that show?). She tried to pull some sort of "I'm a lesbian so you can't say anything bad about me" card, but I was like "bitch, please, I have read your blog and that 'poetry' is one of the worst tragedies to befall the English language ( Read more... )

I had a dream (about a week ago, but I just remembered it yesterday) about fucking a guy up the ass with a strap-on (a practice I've since learned is called "pegging"). If that's not weird enough for you, it was probably YOU I was dreaming about ( Read more... )

Oh man... supervillians after me... baby sister dying... can't breathe... crying all the time...

Bad dream. Very bad.

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